public service announcement

[feedback from microphone]

helllloooo!!

[tapping on the mike]

is this thing on?

[screechy feedback]

hello!? oh. hi. i`d like your attention please. i`d like to announce that i`ve surpasssed the 100 day mark. day 102 to be exact.

[clap....pause...clap]

I`VE BEEN QUIT FOR OVER 100 DAYS PEOPLE!!!

[roaring applause]

thank you.

we now return you to your regular programming.